I have a theory I’m looking to prove, and this story — which isn’t really a story — is my experiment. It’s my way of attempting to find the proof that I’m right; although I’m almost hoping that I’m wrong.
I can’t tell you what the experiment is, because that would be defeating the purpose, you see. Thank you for being my guinea pig; no offense implied. You’re not a pig, and probably not from Guinea.
So I’m keeping this one short and sweet because I really have nothing to say about it (yet!). Feel free to read, comment, and clap at your own discretion!
The countdown starts in 3…2…1…